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— - Yes, yes, I know. You want my autograph. 

Doesn’t everybody?

#open
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Quote of the Day

One of the Council of Elders shook his head.  “It’s too late to burn anyone at the stake today,” he said, and there was a mutter of disappointment from the townspeople.  “We will burn Count Olaf at the stake right after breakfast,” he continued.  “All uptown residents should bring flaming torches, and all downtown residents should bring wood for kindling and some sort of healthy snack.  See you…

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Posted 19 hours ago on 1 August 2014 WITH 1 note »reblog

— - I came back from the barbecue store and there was all this blasted fruit in my living room.

God damn it, people, I am way too sober for this.

answered 5 days ago on 28 July 2014 WITH 1 note  

Count Crowlaf

Anonymous


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— - CAW CAW MOTHER FUCKER

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree, because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap, and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors, where it is harder to get a splinter.

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Posted 5 days ago on 28 July 2014 »reblog
((Lord knows how he’d react if he ever had to legitimately work with them and not just tamper with them for a disguise.))

(( actual gif of Olaf being asked to go anywhere near a snake

answered 5 days ago on 28 July 2014  

Juliett: Good. Because Ophelia has convinced herself that she is your favorite. {I MISSED YOU!!!}



— - She thinks she is, but she’s wrong. 

answered 5 days ago on 28 July 2014  

You're just intimidated because they eat crows sometimes, aren't you.

Anonymous


— - they what