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realbookofmorgan:

The deep seated psychological issues your father caused you

#same

violet-baudelaire-the-inventor:

                                         ~ Happy MUNday! ~

  ((This is me practicing my Violet Wedding look from the 1st book! Ordered a veil and I have an old wedding dress I’m gonna try to use :D))

(( uH OH SOMEONE’S FABULOUS ))

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via thesnicketfile // originally thesnicketfile

thesnicketfile:

Daniel Handler, at a Secret Meeting about Lemony Snicket’s "Who Could That Be At This Hour?", presenting "Old Business Reports from Various Agents" with accompanying photographs (seen above):

[1] Agent Widdershins has informed us that he’s figured out what to do in the event we should get in trouble, involving a mixture of wrapping a mattress around you and hoping for the best.

[2] This is a cardboard star, but believe it or not, there are six Asians hidden in the photograph… Six Asians including the one holding the camera.

[3] In other news, a man hopped up a barrel for no reason I can imagine.

volunteer-fire-fighter:

The Baudelaires are at the point where the safest place for them is the trunk of their enemy’s car. Their situation is absolutely horrifying.

volunteer-fire-fighter:

Two things here.

First, if you’re not already aware this is a fun fact for you: the names Olaf’s associates use when they’re in disguise in Books 2-4, and in Book 8 are anagrams for Count Olaf.

Second, the fact that Count Olaf uses a literary device like an anagram in his schemes so often is a hint towards his past as a volunteer. He was trained to think like a volunteer, and he’s intelligent enough to be using anagrams so well that even Klaus didn’t notice them without the Quagmires’ help.

volunteer-fire-fighter:

There is a difference between the Baudelaires doing something villainous to save their lives and Olaf doing the same, but the question is whether the difference is big enough to matter?

pale-juliett-pale-ophelia:

image

"Mmm. How can I refuse such an offer."

She smirked and flipped her hair some what.

"Although I don’t know why I need to audition."

"You don’t really have to, I just want to make sure you have all the required….

talents.

Posted 6 days ago on 14 August 2014 WITH 2 notes »reblog

(( SCREAMS ARE THE PALEFACE LADIES GIVING VIOLET THE SEX TALK 

I MISSED THEM SO MUCH AND THIS IS WHY ))

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via bloodthxrsty // originally indie-pirate
Title: Tip Toe Through The Tulips

Artist: Tiny Tim

Album: God Bless Tiny Tim
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indie-pirate:

Tiny Tim - Tip Toe Through the Tulips

Eerie

Posted 1 week ago on 12 August 2014 WITH 1 note »reblog

(( well I sucessfully wasted 3 hours of class and didn’t learn anything about 3D modelling even though I was like ‘yeah I’m gonna be good at 3D this semester

I am trash. ))